ESPN is basically the digital version of the old-school morning sports page. It’s a utility. It’s not 'brain rot' in the sense of mindless scrolling, but it is a massive corporate machine designed to keep you clicking and, increasingly, betting.

The safety profile is actually decent because they don't let users talk to each other, which eliminates 90% of typical internet toxicity. Just be ready to explain why 'the spread' and 'over/under' keep popping up on the screen. It’s a great tool for a kid who loves numbers, just keep an eye on the ESPN+ subscription fees that tend to creep up.