Let's be crystal clear: Twitter is not for kids. Not for tweens. Not for teens. The multiple parent safety organizations that rate it 17+ aren't being overly cautious—they're being realistic about a platform that's fundamentally toxic by design.

The app's own description calls it a 'digital town square,' but it's more like a digital thunderdome where the algorithm rewards whoever can provoke the strongest reaction. Studies show it damages mental health. Parent reviewers consistently report it's filled with pornography, violent content, predators, and harassment. The 'kids mode' mentioned in the platform data is essentially theater.

Even for adults, Twitter is increasingly recognized as a net negative for wellbeing. The platform's business model depends on keeping you angry, anxious, and engaged. If you're a parent using it yourself, consider whether the 'real-time news' is worth the constant cortisol spike.

Bottom line: This isn't pearl-clutching about social media. This is a straightforward assessment of a platform that multiple safety organizations agree is harmful to young people. Keep your kids far away, and honestly, consider whether you need it yourself.