The rare PG-13 horror movie that actually tries to be Gothic
Most studio PG-13 horror movies are watered-down slashers that cut away right before the knife hits, or demonic possession flicks built around teenagers yelling in bedrooms. The Woman in Black comes from a completely different pedigree. Adapted from Susan Hill's 1983 novel (which also spawned one of the longest-running stage plays in London's West End) and produced by the resurrected Hammer Films studio, it takes its cues from classic British ghost stories.
Arthur Kipps (Radcliffe) is a young London lawyer who lost his wife in childbirth four years earlier. Broke and close to getting fired, he's sent to the dismal coastal village of Crythin Gifford to sort out the estate of Alice Drablow, the deceased owner of Eel Marsh House. The house sits on a tiny island cut off from the mainland whenever the tide rolls in over the nine-lives causeway. Naturally, the locals want Kipps on the next train out of town, and for good reason.
Why it works for teens (and stresses out adults)
For a 13-year-old looking for a thrill on a Friday night, the middle thirty minutes of this movie deliver. Kipps spends the night stranded at Eel Marsh House with only a borrowed dog for company. There's almost no dialogue—just twenty minutes of Radcliffe creeping around with an oil lamp while rocking chairs move on their own and wind-up cymbal monkeys clatter to life. It relies heavily on sudden audio stings and faces popping into the frame, which makes it fun to watch with the lights off.
The divide between how kids watch this and how parents watch it comes down to the curse itself. Jennet Humfrye, the Woman in Black, lost her young son in a marsh accident after he was taken from her. In death, she punishes the town by taking a child's life every time someone sees her ghost.
The movie doesn't use monsters to take the kids; she compels them to do it themselves in a trance. Within the first ten minutes, a girl drinks lye, and the tension builds toward Kipps's own four-year-old son arriving at the village train station. If your kid is sensitive to themes of self-harm or parent-child separation, skip this one and put on The Others or Sleepy Hollow instead. If they just want to jump out of their skin when a crow flies out of a fireplace, this gets the job done.