Based on Jo Nesbø's popular Nordic noir novel, The Snowman turned into one of 2017's most notorious cinematic misfires. Detective Harry Hole (Michael Fassbender) stumbles through Oslo attempting to track a serial killer who leaves taunting notes and snowmen at crime scenes, but the narrative is so disjointed it barely functions as a movie.
Between graphic depictions of severed limbs, dark themes of domestic abuse, and an edit that feels like whole scenes were lost in transit, there is no universe where this belongs on a family movie night. Keep teens far away and skip it yourself.






