If you came here looking for the charming, whimsical mollusk voiced by Jenny Slate, keep walking. This is a tiny, defunct YouTube channel from 2022 that features a German kid opening FIFA Ultimate Team packs.
It’s the digital equivalent of an empty candy wrapper found on a sidewalk—no nutritional value and not even particularly interesting to look at. The 'WISE' score is bottom-of-the-barrel because the content is outdated, boring, and centers entirely on the gambling-lite mechanics of EA Sports' loot boxes.








