The title isn't a gimmick. This is a heavy, raw, and often uncomfortable look at what happens when a parent sees their child as a paycheck. Jennette McCurdy writes with a sharp, cynical edge that makes the trauma of her eating disorders and exploitation readable, but that doesn't make it light.

It’s a masterclass in finding self-worth after a lifetime of being told you only exist to please others. If you're a parent, it's a sobering reminder of the power we hold over our kids' mental health. If you're a human, it's just a great, albeit harrowing, read. Keep it on the high shelf away from the younger fans; they aren't ready for the reality behind the sitcom laugh track yet.