Hitman is a relic from the era when Hollywood didn't know how to turn a video game into a movie. It’s not a disaster, but it’s certainly not 'good.' Timothy Olyphant is the only reason to watch this, and even he looks like he’d rather be back on the set of Deadwood.
If your teen is obsessed with the games, they’ve probably already seen this. If not, there are much better action movies that offer more than just a bald guy in a suit looking tactical. It’s violent, a bit sleazy, and ultimately forgettable.














