There is camp, there is bad, and then there is Catwoman. Halle Berry plays Patience Phillips, a timid graphic artist for a cosmetics empire who stumbles onto a deadly corporate secret, gets drowned in a storm drain, and receives feline superpowers from a mysterious Egyptian Mau cat. What follows is 104 minutes of dizzying camera cuts, bizarre purring, and leather-clad vigilante battles against a villain selling toxic face lotion.
Widely recognized as one of the worst superhero films ever made, time has not helped its blurry CGI or infamous playground basketball scene. Unless your teen specifically wants to riff on famous Hollywood misfires, there is virtually no reason to put this on.














