Look, this is genuinely funny, creative television—if you're an adult or have a 17-year-old with mature sensibilities. The mockumentary format is clever, the writing is sharp, and the cast nails the deadpan absurdity.

But let's be crystal clear: this is not 'vampire content for teens' like Twilight or even Buffy. This is adult comedy with graphic violence, sexual content, and crude humor throughout. The fact that it's about vampires doing mundane things doesn't make it family-friendly.

For older high schoolers who can handle R-rated content and appreciate sophisticated comedy, it's a great watch that might even inspire conversations about satire, genre conventions, and comedic filmmaking. For anyone younger? Hard pass. The gore alone—even when played for laughs—is genuinely graphic.

If you're looking for vampire content for younger viewers, this ain't it. But if you've got a comedy-loving 17-year-old who's already watching adult content anyway, at least this one's actually well-written and clever.