Super Soccer Blast

Super Soccer Blast

game

2020, Sport, Indie

WISE
79%

WISE Score

Soccer without the $100 loot boxes or the 40-button combos. It’s FIFA on training wheels, and that’s a good thing.

Screenwise Verdict

Super Soccer Blast is the antidote to the modern sports game trend of turning children into mini-gamblers. While the 'big' soccer games are busy pushing card packs and digital currency, this one just wants you to kick a ball into a net.

It’s not going to win any awards for deep storytelling or groundbreaking physics, but it’s a clean, safe, and genuinely fun way to spend an afternoon. If your kid is frustrated because they can't remember which trigger button does a 'finesse shot' in other games, give them this. It’s simple, it’s cheap, and it doesn't have a 'buy more coins' button anywhere in sight.

Age Fit

Perfect for the 5-to-10 crowd. It’s the ideal 'starter' sports game before they graduate to the more complex (and expensive) professional leagues.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
88

It's a bright, arcade-style sports game that focuses on couch co-op. There’s no gritty realism or aggressive sports culture—just cartoonish avatars playing ball.

Imaginative
45

While you can customize your players and teams, it’s a standard sports simulation at its core. It doesn't push the boundaries of creativity or world-building.

Safe
98

This is as safe as it gets. No online chat means no toxic strangers, and the total lack of in-game purchases or loot boxes means no accidental credit card drains.

Enriching
62

Great for teaching the basic flow of soccer and improving hand-eye coordination without the steep learning curve of professional sims. It rewards timing and basic strategy.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • The controls are stripped down to the basics, making it actually playable for a 6-year-old who would get crushed in FIFA.
  • Zero 'surprise' spending—you buy the game and you own the whole game.
  • Local multiplayer supports up to four players, making it a solid choice for siblings to play together on the couch.
  • The fast, arcade-style pacing keeps matches quick so nobody's getting stuck in a 20-minute slog.

What to Watch For

  • It’s very 'lite.' If your kid is a die-hard soccer fan who knows every player on Manchester City, they might find the generic teams boring.
  • The AI can be a bit wonky or too easy once you figure out the one or two 'trick' shots that always go in.

Conversation Starters

  • "Is it more fun to play as yourself or to create the weirdest looking character possible?"
  • "Why is it sometimes better to pass the ball instead of just sprinting for the goal every time?"
  • "If we were going to make our own family soccer team, what would our logo and colors be?"

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