Look, I'll be straight with you: this movie is a disappointment. The first Wonder Woman was fresh, emotional, and genuinely good. WW84 is bloated, boring, and feels like it was made by a committee that couldn't agree on anything.
The 5.3/10 on IMDb and 57% critic score aren't flukes—this is a slog. At 2.5 hours, it's way too long for what amounts to a thin plot about a magic wishing stone. The villain is poorly developed, the pacing is glacial, and even the action sequences feel phoned in. Kids will get restless, and honestly, you will too.
That said, if your tween is deep into superhero content and you've exhausted better options, it's not harmful—just underwhelming. Diana is still a positive role model, the themes about truth and sacrifice are decent (if heavy-handed), and there's nothing shockingly inappropriate. But there are SO many better superhero movies to watch first. This one can wait for a rainy day when literally everything else has been watched.




