Labyrinth is a visual feast and a testament to practical effects magic. The puppetry, the music, the sheer weirdness—it's all genuinely impressive and unlike anything made today.
But let's be honest: the Jareth-Sarah dynamic is deeply uncomfortable in 2025. Bowie's Goblin King spends the entire film obsessing over, manipulating, and trying to seduce a teenage girl. Younger kids won't pick up on the romantic subtext and will just see a weird villain, but once your kid hits 11 or 12, the 'I ask for so little, just let me rule you' vibe gets creepy fast.
The other challenge is that it's genuinely slow and weird by modern standards. Kids raised on Marvel pacing might struggle with the first 20 minutes. But if your kid has patience for older films and isn't easily scared by creepy puppets, there's real magic here.
It's a flawed classic—worth watching once for the cultural literacy and the puppetry alone, but not the timeless masterpiece some Gen X parents remember it being.





