Heave Ho

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game2019

73%

WISE Score

72%

IGDB

A wobbly physics party game where you and your kids literally hang on to each other for dear life—and laugh when you inevitably don't.

Heave Ho

game

2019

73%

WISE Score

72%

IGDB

A wobbly physics party game where you and your kids literally hang on to each other for dear life—and laugh when you inevitably don't.

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PC/Steam

Nintendo

Screenwise Verdict

Heave Ho is that rare party game that's actually family-friendly in both content AND design. No microtransactions trying to nickel-and-dime you, no online strangers, just pure couch co-op chaos where you're literally grasping at each other's hands while dangling over cartoon doom.

The genius is in how it forces genuine cooperation—you physically cannot progress without coordinating with your teammates. When someone inevitably lets go at the wrong moment and you all plummet into the abyss, it's funny rather than rage-inducing because the physics are so wonderfully wobbly.

The downsides? It's pretty shallow content-wise, and solo play is a snooze. You'll probably get through most of it in a few family game nights. But for what it is—a clean, clever, cooperation-building party game that'll have your kids actually talking to each other instead of screaming—it's a solid pick for the family game rotation.

Age Fit

Best for ages 6-12 who can handle a controller and coordinate with others. The silliness appeals to younger kids, but teens might find it too simple unless they're in the mood for goofy family time.

WISE Breakdown

Wholesome

Cooperative gameplay fundamentally requires teamwork, communication, and helping friends succeed. The wobbly physics create humorous failures rather than frustrating ones, and the customization options are silly accessories rather than status symbols. The tone is lighthearted and goofy—you're literally dangling bodies trying not to fall—which keeps it fun rather than competitive or aggressive. No violence or negative social dynamics, just physics-based comedy.

Imaginative

The core mechanic of grappling with two hands is simple but creative, and the physics-based puzzle-solving requires spatial reasoning and improvisation. However, it's more about executing a fixed goal (reach the end) than open-ended creation or exploration. Customization options add personality but are cosmetic. It's clever and original in its premise, but not deeply imaginative in the way building or exploration games are.

Safe

No in-game purchases, no loot boxes, no online chat with strangers. Users interact locally or with known friends. The 'death' is cartoony falling with no gore or violence—just silly ragdoll physics. No toxic elements, manipulative mechanics, or infinite loops. The gameplay naturally ends after levels are completed. Very low risk profile for a multiplayer game.

Enriching

Builds genuine problem-solving skills, spatial reasoning, and communication/cooperation under pressure. Players must strategize together and coordinate timing. However, the skill ceiling is moderate and the entertainment is primarily in the silly physics and shared laughter rather than deep learning. It's fun and builds some soft skills, but won't teach much beyond basic cooperation and physics intuition. The IGDB rating of 71.78 suggests solid but not exceptional engagement.

Parent Info

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Why It Might Be Great

Genuinely cooperative—you can't win without working together, which builds real teamwork skills
The physics are intentionally goofy, so failures are hilarious rather than frustrating
No monetization traps, no chat with strangers, no toxic elements—just clean local multiplayer fun
Short sessions make it perfect for family game nights without the endless 'one more level' battles
Teaches spatial reasoning and timing in a way that feels like play, not work

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What to Watch For

Really needs 2-4 players to shine—solo play gets old fast
Younger kids (under 6) might struggle with the coordination required
Some levels can be genuinely challenging, which might frustrate less patient players
Limited content means you might exhaust the fun in a few sessions

Conversation Starters

"What was your favorite way we solved that level together?"
"When we kept falling, how did we figure out what to do differently?"
"Which silly costume combo should we try next?"
"What other games or activities require us to work together like this?"

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Heave Ho – WISE Score & Parent Review | Screenwise