Here's the thing: Eternals wanted to be Marvel's grown-up movie, tackling big cosmic questions about existence and purpose. Noble goal. The execution? That 47% critic score and 2.7 Letterboxd rating tell the story—it's just kind of a slog.
The representation is genuinely great, the visuals are stunning, and Chloé Zhao brought an arthouse sensibility to the MCU. But 'arthouse Marvel' turns out to be... really slow. Like, 'kids will be asking when it's over' slow. Even adults who usually love Marvel found themselves checking their phones.
If you've got a teen who's into mythology, philosophy, and doesn't need constant action, this might land. But for most families, this is the MCU entry you can skip without feeling like you missed anything (and the box office/streaming numbers suggest most people did exactly that). It's not bad, it's just... a lot of beautiful people talking about cosmic duty for 2.5 hours.





