Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

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2014, Children's Books, Growing Up & Facts of Life

WISE
68%

WISE Score

4.6

Amazon

Book 9 delivers more Heffley family chaos on a disastrous road trip—reliably funny, but the formula's showing its age.

Amazon4.6
Common Sense Media

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Screenwise Verdict

The Long Haul is classic Wimpy Kid: safe, funny, and easy to read. Greg's still his self-absorbed self, the family's still chaotic, and the road trip premise delivers the expected mishaps and laughs.

But here's the thing—this is book 9. The formula is showing its wear. If your kid hasn't read the earlier books, start there; they're fresher. If they're already deep into the series, they'll probably enjoy this one fine, but don't expect anything new or particularly enriching.

It's a solid pick for getting kids to read, especially reluctant ones, but it's literary junk food. Tasty, harmless, forgettable.

Age Fit

Best for ages 7-12, especially reluctant readers who need something funny and fast-paced. The humor skews younger middle grade, and most kids outgrow it by high school, though some nostalgic fans stick around.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
68

Greg Heffley remains his trademark self-centered, occasionally mean-spirited self, but that's the point—the humor comes from his flawed perspective. The family road trip premise does show family togetherness (even when chaotic), and there's nothing overtly cruel or toxic. However, Greg's constant complaining, self-interest, and mild disrespect toward his family aren't exactly modeling great behavior. It's relatable and funny, but not particularly emotionally healthy or kind.

Imaginative
62

The road trip setup offers some creative mishaps—runaway pigs, seagulls, fender benders—but this is book 9 in a long series, and the formula is well-worn by now. The diary format with cartoon illustrations is visually engaging and accessible, but there's not much that invites kids to build, create, or think in new ways. It's more observational humor than imaginative exploration.

Safe
92

Extremely safe. No violence, no scary content, no inappropriate themes. Common Sense Media parent reviews suggest ages 6+, and there's nothing in the road trip chaos that would surprise or upset a young reader. The worst you get is bathroom humor and family bickering. Books in this series are consistently appropriate for elementary and middle school readers.

Enriching
58

The Long Haul is entertaining and gets kids reading, which is valuable. The humor is accessible and the diary format with illustrations makes it approachable for reluctant readers. However, Greg rarely grows or learns anything, and his self-centered worldview doesn't offer much in terms of empathy, problem-solving, or meaningful takeaways. It's brain candy—fun, but not particularly nourishing. The 4.6 Amazon rating suggests kids and parents enjoy it, but it's not building skills or insight beyond basic reading practice.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • Gets reluctant readers turning pages—the diary format with cartoons is accessible and quick-moving
  • Road trip mishaps (seagulls! runaway pig!) are genuinely funny and relatable for kids who've survived family vacations
  • Safe, predictable humor that parents can hand over without worry
  • Part of a massive series kids love—if your kid's into Wimpy Kid, they'll devour this one too

What to Watch For

  • Greg's self-centered, whiny perspective doesn't model great behavior—he's the anti-role-model, which is funny but not exactly character-building
  • By book 9, the formula is pretty stale—if your kid hasn't read earlier books, those might be fresher
  • Light on any real lessons or growth—pure entertainment with minimal enrichment

Conversation Starters

  • "What's the worst thing that's happened on one of our family trips? Was it as bad as the Heffleys?"
  • "Why do you think Greg always sees things his way? Do you think he's a reliable narrator?"
  • "If you were stuck in a car with your family for a long road trip, what would make it bearable?"

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