Name: Screenwise
Author: Screenwise

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Screenwise Verdict

Let's be real: this movie is bad. Not 'so bad it's good' bad—just boring, formulaic bad. Jackie Chan deserved better, and so do your kids.

The 12% critic score and 27 Metacritic aren't flukes. This is a cynical cash-grab that wastes a talented cast on a script that feels like it was written by an algorithm in 2003. The spy-babysitting premise has potential, but the execution is so lazy and predictable that even young kids—the target audience—gave it a lukewarm 40% on RT.

Is it safe? Sure. Will it traumatize anyone? No. But will anyone actually enjoy watching it in 2025? Highly unlikely. There are dozens of better family action-comedies available on the same streaming platforms. Unless your kid is specifically obsessed with Jackie Chan and has already exhausted his entire filmography (in which case, show them the good stuff like Rush Hour or Shanghai Noon), skip this one.

The WISE score reflects reality: this is technically family-friendly content that checks basic safety boxes, but it's so poorly made and unengaging that it fails at its primary job—entertaining families. Your time is worth more than this.

Age Fit

Common Sense Media rates it for 8+, which tracks for the mild action violence. But honestly, even 8-year-olds in 2025 have access to much better content. This might work for 6-8 year olds who are easily entertained, but older kids will see right through the lazy plotting.

WISE Breakdown

Wholesome

58

A family-friendly premise about a spy trying to bond with his girlfriend's kids has wholesome intent, but the execution is paint-by-numbers. The emotional beats around step-parenting and family bonding are present but feel forced and clichéd. Models cooperation and kindness in a superficial way, with predictable character arcs that don't land with much authenticity.

Imaginative

35

Zero originality—this is a tired 'fish out of water' spy comedy formula that's been done better countless times. The spy-meets-domestic-life concept offers nothing fresh, and the execution is utterly predictable. Kids accidentally downloading secret formulas is the kind of lazy plot device that insults young viewers' intelligence. No invitation to creative thinking or exploration.

Safe

72

Rated for age 8+ by Common Sense Media, with typical action-comedy violence (spy fights, chases) that's cartoonish rather than graphic. No gore, sexual content, or truly frightening material. The Russian terrorist villain is a standard kid-movie bad guy without real menace. Some mild peril when kids are in danger, but nothing unexpected for the genre. Standard family-action fare.

Enriching

28

Minimal enrichment value. Surface-level messages about accepting step-parents and family cooperation, but delivered with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer. No meaningful character development, no interesting cultural insights, no skill-building. The 'entertainment' factor is also questionable given the dismal critical reception (12% RT, 27 Metacritic). Kids might be mildly amused but won't take away anything meaningful.

Parent Info

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Why It Might Be Great

Jackie Chan doing his signature physical comedy shtick, which can be entertaining for younger kids who haven't seen his better work
Completely safe, predictable family action—you know exactly what you're getting, zero surprises
Short enough (under 95 minutes) that it won't feel like a prison sentence
Might work as background noise during a sick day when standards are low

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What to Watch For

Cartoon spy violence—punches, kicks, chases, but nothing graphic or scary
The movie is genuinely boring and poorly made; even the 40% audience score on RT suggests families were underwhelmed
Russian villain stereotypes that feel dated and lazy
Your kids will likely lose interest midway through and ask to watch something else

Conversation Starters

"What would be the hardest part about having a spy as a step-parent?"
"If you could have any secret spy gadget, what would it be and why?"
"Do you think Bob was a good babysitter? What would you do differently?"

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