Sleep With Me

Sleep With Me

podcast

Health & Fitness, Podcasts

WISE
91%

WISE Score

A meandering, intentionally boring bedtime story that’s like a warm hug for your brain—perfect for kids (and parents) who can’t turn their thoughts off.

Screenwise Verdict

This is the 'anti-podcast.' It isn't trying to entertain you; it’s trying to bore you into submission. If you have a kid whose brain starts a marathon the second the lights go out, Sleep With Me is a top-tier tool to add to your bedtime kit.

It’s weird, it’s creaky, and it makes absolutely no sense—which is exactly why it works. It turns the 'bedtime battle' into a passive listening experience where the only goal is to drift off. It's safe, wholesome, and surprisingly effective for the whole family.

Age Fit

Best for kids ages 6 and up, though it’s a godsend for adults too. Younger kids might find the lack of a clear plot confusing, but for anyone old enough to struggle with a racing mind at night, it’s a perfect fit.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
95

It is essentially a warm, verbal blanket. The host, Scooter, models a kind, patient, and slightly self-deprecating tone that feels safe and supportive for anxious minds.

Imaginative
90

The stories are surreal, meandering, and wildly original. Whether he's recapping a TV show in the most boring way possible or describing a fictional walk, the creativity is high—even if the goal is to make you stop paying attention.

Safe
98

Extremely safe audio. While it’s produced for adults, the content is clean. There are occasional mentions of general 'adult worries' like bills or stress in the intro, but they are handled with extreme gentleness and no graphic detail.

Enriching
82

It’s a functional tool for sleep hygiene and anxiety management. From a literacy standpoint, it builds the language comprehension strands of the Reading Rope through rich vocabulary and complex sentence structures, even if the plot is nonsense.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • The 'Bore-friend' effect. Drew Ackerman (Scooter) has perfected a gravelly, creaky-dulcet voice that feels safe and deeply uninteresting in the best way possible.
  • Zero-stakes listening. Unlike a regular story where you want to know what happens, these are designed so you don't care, which is the magic trick for falling asleep.
  • Language comprehension. Even though the stories meander, the vocabulary is surprisingly rich, helping build literacy strands while the listener drifts off.
  • Anxiety relief. It models a healthy way to handle a racing mind: acknowledging the 'brain bees' and then letting them float away on a sea of nonsense.

What to Watch For

  • The legendary long intro. The first 15–20 minutes are usually Scooter rambling about the podcast's mission and sponsors. Some kids find the repetition soothing; others will want to skip to the 'story' at the 20-minute mark.
  • Adult context. It’s technically an adult podcast. It is clean, but Scooter occasionally mentions 'the stresses of the day' or 'work worries' in the intro. It's never scary, but it's clearly aimed at a grown-up brain.

Conversation Starters

  • "What do your 'brain bees' sound like when you can't sleep?"
  • "Why do you think Scooter's voice makes people feel sleepy?"
  • "If you had to tell a story that was so boring it made me fall asleep, what would it be about?"
  • "Do you like the intro rambling, or do you prefer when the actual story starts?"

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