Primeval is a bit of a mess. It can't decide if it wants to be a serious commentary on African political strife or a silly movie about a 25-foot crocodile eating people. By trying to do both, it fails at both. The critics were right on this one—it's dull, cynical, and the CGI hasn't aged gracefully since 2007.
For parents, there is almost zero reason to put this on. It's too violent for kids, too boring for teens, and too poorly written for adults. If you want a giant-croc fix, stick to Crawl or even the original Lake Placid. This one is best left at the bottom of the river.










