If We Were Villains

If We Were Villains

book

2017

WISE
82%

WISE Score

4.2

Amazon

Shakespeare nerds get way too into character and end up with a body on their hands. It’s theater kid energy turned up to eleven.

Amazon4.2
Common Sense Media

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Screenwise Verdict

If your kid is the type to stay up late watching 'Dead Poets Society' or memorizing monologues, this is their new favorite book. It’s smart, moody, and deeply atmospheric.

It’s not 'wholesome' by any stretch—it’s a tragedy in the truest sense—but it’s the kind of read that actually makes you feel smarter for having finished it. Just be prepared for them to start quoting Macbeth at the dinner table.

Age Fit

Best for 16 and up. While it's popular with the 'BookTok' crowd, the themes of guilt, obsession, and the complex vocabulary make it a better fit for older teens and adults who don't mind a bit of pretension.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
42

This is a story built on lies, obsession, and a literal murder cover-up. It explores the darker side of human loyalty and the toxic nature of high-pressure artistic environments.

Imaginative
92

The way M.L. Rio weaves Shakespearean dialogue into the characters' everyday speech as a private language is brilliant and rare. It’s a meta-narrative that blurs the line between the stage and reality.

Safe
62

It's a murder mystery, so expect violence, a dead body, and significant emotional manipulation. There is also heavy drinking, some drug use, and sexual situations typical of a college setting.

Enriching
88

It’s a masterclass in Shakespearean tragedy. Readers will walk away with a deep, visceral understanding of plays like Macbeth and King Lear without feeling like they just sat through a lecture.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • The 'Dark Academia' vibes are immaculate—think old libraries, wool blazers, and secret rituals.
  • It makes Shakespeare feel high-stakes and cool rather than like a dusty school assignment.
  • The mystery is genuinely tight; you'll be second-guessing who the 'villain' actually is until the very end.
  • It’s a great 'bridge' book for teens who are moving from YA into more complex adult literature.

What to Watch For

  • The characters can be intensely pretentious—they literally speak in iambic pentameter to each other when they’re stressed.
  • There’s a fair amount of 'college-style' substance use, including drinking and pills used to cope with the pressure.
  • The violence is brief but impactful, and the emotional fallout is heavy.

Conversation Starters

  • "Do you think Oliver was actually a 'good' person, or just a better actor than the others?"
  • "Why do you think they felt they had to hide what happened instead of going to the police?"
  • "Which Shakespeare character do you think you'd be cast as, and would that change how you act in real life?"
  • "Is loyalty always a good thing, or can it become a weapon?"

Deep Dive

If your teen is currently wearing a thrifted blazer and drinking black coffee while staring at a bust of Homer, you’ve likely already seen this book on their nightstand. It is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the "Dark Academia" aesthetic on social media. While it was originally published in 2017, it has a permanent residence on BookTok because it hits a very specific, very potent nerve for anyone who ever felt like they were the main character in a high-stakes drama.

The "Theater Kid" Friction

Let’s be honest about the barrier to entry here: the pretension is the point. These characters don't just study Shakespeare; they live him. They speak in verse when they’re angry, they use monologues to communicate their feelings, and they view the world through the lens of 16th-century tragedies.

For some readers, this makes the book insufferable. You’ll see reviews on Reddit where people absolutely clown on the dialogue for being unrealistic. But for the right kid—the one who finds the typical YA "chosen one" narrative a bit thin—this level of intensity is a feature, not a bug. It’s an immersive experience that asks the reader to buy into a world where a bad casting decision feels like a death sentence. If your teen is looking for something that treats their own big emotions with that same level of gravity, they will feel seen by this book.

Why it’s more than a Mystery

While the plot centers on a "who done it" (or more accurately, a "why did they do it"), the real engine of the story is the codependency of the group. It’s a fascinating look at how being part of an elite, isolated circle can warp a person’s moral compass.

The book is a great bridge into more demanding literature because it doesn't talk down to the reader. It assumes you can keep up with the references and the vocabulary. It’s the darker, more murderous cousin of the titles we recommend in our guide to books that turn bedtime into philosophy hour. Where those books might ponder the meaning of life over a late-night snack, this one asks what you’re willing to sacrifice to protect a friend—or a secret.

The Parent Calculus

The substance use and "college-style" partying are definitely present, but they aren't there for shock value. They’re used to illustrate the pressure-cooker environment of the school. If you’re worried about the "dark" part of the academia, focus on the tragedy aspect. This isn't a story where everyone walks away happy; it’s a story about the weight of guilt and the way one bad night can echo for a decade.

If your kid finishes this and starts asking for a plane ticket to a rainy campus in New England, don't be surprised. It’s the kind of book that makes the idea of "studying hard" look dangerous and cool. It’s a high-brow thriller that actually earns its Amazon 4.2 rating by being exactly what it claims to be: a moody, literate, and occasionally exhausting tribute to the stage.

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