Look, if your toddler is obsessed with Baby Shark (and statistically, they probably are or were), this app delivers exactly what it promises: a collection of simple games and videos featuring the characters they love. It's not going to blow anyone's mind with creativity or deep learning, but it teaches basic habits, has a clean interface, and won't assault your kid with ads.

The real issue is the aggressive Pinkfong Plus subscription push—you'll constantly see prompts to unlock 30+ apps. That's a lot of potential screen time in one ecosystem. The activities themselves are fine but forgettable: tap here, color this, watch that. It's digital busy work dressed up in shark costumes.

Bottom line: It's a decent option for keeping a 2-3 year old occupied for 15 minutes while you make dinner, but don't expect it to be enriching or engaging beyond that narrow use case. Once kids hit 4 or 5, they'll find it boring. And honestly? That's probably for the best.