Look, if you're into astrology, Lori Lothian is a staple. But for a kid? This is the digital equivalent of sitting in the waiting room at a crystal shop.

It’s harmless, safe, and relatively wholesome, but it’s also completely irrelevant to a child's development. There’s no 'action' here, just a woman in front of a camera talking about the 'Awakened Dreamer.' If your teen starts getting into zodiac signs because of TikTok, this is a much calmer place for them to land, but don't expect it to hold anyone's attention for long.