A Haunted House

A Haunted House

movie

R, 2013

WISE
10%

WISE Score

10

Avg. Tomatometer

A 'Paranormal Activity' spoof that trades scares for sex jokes and somehow manages to be less funny than the actual horror movies it's mocking.

IMDb5.1
RT Critics10%
MC20
Common Sense Media
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Screenwise Verdict

Look, we all enjoy a dumb comedy every now and then, but 'A Haunted House' is the kind of movie that makes you feel like you're losing brain cells in real-time. It's crude, vulgar, and worst of all—it’s just not that funny.

Unless you're on a completionist mission to watch every single Wayans brother project, there are a hundred better spoofs or actual horror movies to spend your time on. It's a relic of an era of 'Movie' movies (Scary Movie, Epic Movie, etc.) that had long since run out of gas. Save your evening and watch something with a bit more soul—or at least better jokes.

Age Fit

This is strictly for adults (18+) who have a very high tolerance for low-brow, raunchy humor. There is absolutely nothing here for kids or even most teenagers.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
8

This movie intentionally leans into being the opposite of wholesome. It thrives on crude, mean-spirited humor and sexual gags that are more 'cringe' than 'kind.'

Imaginative
22

While it spoofs the found-footage genre, it doesn't add anything new to the conversation. It relies on tired tropes and lazy parodies rather than creative world-building.

Safe
12

It's a minefield of mature content. Between the drug use, sexual situations with ghosts and inanimate objects, and constant vulgarity, it's strictly for adults.

Enriching
5

There is zero nutritional value here. It's 'brain rot' comedy at its peak—no moral lessons, no character growth, just a series of gross-out gags.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • Marlon Wayans fans might appreciate his high-energy physical comedy.
  • It's short, so if you're hate-watching it, the pain ends quickly.
  • Works as a time capsule of how tired the 'found footage' trend was in 2013.
  • Could be a mindless background movie for a very specific type of late-night adult gathering.

What to Watch For

  • Graphic sexual humor involving a man and a stuffed animal.
  • Constant, casual drug use (mostly pot smoking) throughout the film.
  • Extremely crude language and jokes targeting basically every demographic.
  • It's just not very good—most of the jokes land with a thud.

Conversation Starters

  • "Why do some movies rely on being 'gross' to get a laugh instead of being clever?"
  • "What makes a spoof movie actually work versus just being a list of references?"
  • "Is there a point where a movie becomes so bad it's actually entertaining to watch?"

Deep Dive

The death of the spoof genre

By the time this movie hit theaters in 2013, the parody genre was already gasping for air. We had moved past the era of clever satire and into a phase where simply referencing a more popular movie counted as a joke. This film is the poster child for that decline. It spends its entire runtime leaning on the Paranormal Activity setup, but instead of subverting horror tropes, it just fills the quiet moments with vulgarity.

Critics were famously unkind, leaving it with a dismal 10% on Rotten Tomatoes and a Metacritic score of 20. It isn't just that the jokes are "bad" in a subjective sense; it’s that they are often lazy. If you’ve seen a single trailer for a found-footage horror film, you’ve already seen the best parts of the visual gags here.

Raunch over substance

If your kid is following the Marlon Wayans and the Scary Movie 6 Craze that has resurfaced recently, they might be tempted to look backward at his older work. This is the point where you need to be the intentional parent. While his other projects might have a certain slapstick charm, this one is built almost entirely on shock.

The humor doesn't just push the envelope; it lives in a space of constant sexual references and drug use. One of the most cited sequences involves the lead character and a stuffed animal, and it only goes downhill from there. It’s the kind of content that makes a Common Sense rating of 17+ look conservative. There is no hidden moral or "teaching moment" buried in the script. It is designed to be a crude, late-night distraction for adults who want to turn their brains completely off.

The Wayans connection

Marlon Wayans carries the entire production on his back with a high-energy performance that feels like it belongs in a much better movie. He is a gifted physical comedian, but here he is forced to pivot between screaming at ghosts and making jokes about flatulence.

For a viewer who grew up on the original Scary Movie franchise, the drop in quality is stark. Those earlier films at least had a sense of pacing. This film feels like a series of disconnected sketches that happen to take place in the same house. If you are looking for a way to talk to your kids about media literacy or the evolution of comedy, this is a great example of how a "brand name" comedian can’t always save a script that lacks a pulse. Unless you are a die-hard completionist, there are better ways to spend ninety minutes of your life.

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