Look, Wii Sports is a relic. The graphics are blocky, the gameplay is simple, and by modern gaming standards it's basically a tech demo. But here's the thing: it still works.

This is one of the few video games that actually delivers on getting families to play together—and I mean truly together, not just taking turns staring at a screen. Five-year-olds can compete with adults. Grandparents actually want to play. Someone will definitely get too into it and nearly break something.

From a WISE perspective, it's almost comically safe and wholesome. Zero content concerns, encourages movement, creates genuine family moments. The enrichment is modest—you're learning basic hand-eye coordination, not changing your worldview—but the physical activity and social bonding count for something.

The real question is whether kids in 2025 will tolerate how dated it feels. If you've got a Wii gathering dust and want a guaranteed family game night win, this still delivers. But if you're buying new hardware just for this? The Switch has better options. It's a 78 because it's genuinely good at what it does, even if what it does is pretty simple by today's standards.