We're the Millers

We're the Millers

movie

R, 2013

WISE
42%

WISE Score

48

Avg. Tomatometer

A drug dealer, a stripper, and two awkward teens pretend to be a family to smuggle weed. It's exactly as raunchy and hilarious as you'd think.

IMDb7
RT Critics48%
MC44
Common Sense Media
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Screenwise Verdict

We're the Millers is a relic of that 2010s era of big-budget, raunchy studio comedies. It’s not trying to teach you a lesson or change your life; it just wants to make you laugh at the absurdity of a fake suburban family.

For adults, it’s a solid Friday night pick. For parents, it’s a 'wait until they’re nearly out of the house' movie. It’s funny, it’s crude, and it’s definitely not for the faint of heart or the easily offended.

Age Fit

This is strictly for the 16+ crowd. It’s a hard R for a reason. If your kid isn't old enough to drive, they probably shouldn't be watching the spider bite scene with you.

WISE Breakdown
Wholesome
32

While the movie eventually lands on a 'found family' theme, the path there is paved with drug smuggling, fake identities, and extremely crude humor.

Imaginative
45

It’s a standard road-trip comedy structure. The 'fake family' premise is a fun hook, but it doesn't break any creative ground.

Safe
15

Hard R-rated content. Features full-frontal male nudity, sexual situations, heavy drug references, and constant strong language.

Enriching
40

It’s high-tier entertainment for adults who like raunchy humor, but don't expect any moral or intellectual growth here.

Parent Info

Why It Might Be Great

  • Jason Sudeikis and Jennifer Aniston have genuinely great comedic timing together.
  • The 'Waterfalls' sing-along is a hall-of-fame comedy moment.
  • It actually has a weirdly sweet heart underneath all the drug jokes.
  • Will Poulter’s performance as the awkward 'son' is a breakout role.

What to Watch For

  • The 'spider bite' scene features very clear, non-sexualized but graphic male nudity.
  • Jennifer Aniston has a prolonged striptease scene that is exactly what it sounds like.
  • The language is relentless—if F-bombs were currency, this cast would be billionaires.
  • There is a scene involving a 'swinging' couple that gets very weird and very physical.

Conversation Starters

  • "Why do you think these four people actually ended up liking each other?"
  • "Is a 'found family' just as real as a biological one?"
  • "How did the movie try to make a drug dealer look like a 'good guy'?"
  • "What was the cringiest moment for you?"

Deep Dive

The Lasso whiplash

If you are coming to this movie because you just finished a binge of Ted Lasso and want more of that trademark optimism, you need to hit the brakes. This is the version of Jason Sudeikis that existed before he became the internet’s favorite coach. In 2013, he was the king of the "smarmy guy with a secret heart" archetype, and this is the peak of that era.

The humor here is aggressive and cynical. It relies on the gap between the squeaky-clean image of a family in an RV and the reality that they are hauling massive amounts of contraband. If you're worried about your kids seeing the "other" side of their favorite TV coach, check out The Jason Sudeikis Reality Check: He’s Not Always Coach Lasso to see how this fits into his broader career.

The critic-audience divide

The scores tell the whole story here. Critics mostly panned it, with a Metacritic score sitting in the mid-40s. They saw a formulaic road trip movie with too many dick jokes. But the audience score is significantly higher for a reason: it actually works as a comedy.

It doesn’t try to be high art. It’s a "popcorn and a beer" movie that succeeds because the chemistry between the four leads feels surprisingly authentic. Will Poulter, specifically, carries the heavy lifting for the "cringe" factor. His character is the moral compass of the group, which makes the increasingly illegal and sexual situations he gets thrust into feel much funnier than they would in a meaner movie.

The "spider bite" litmus test

When people talk about this movie, they are almost always talking about one specific sequence involving a spider and some very unfortunate anatomy. It is the definitive friction point for parents.

It isn't just about the nudity; it’s about the prolonged, awkward focus on a medical emergency that is played for maximum discomfort. If your teenager thinks South Park is tame, they’ll handle this fine. If your household is more aligned with "low-spice" content like The Summer of Second Chances, this movie will feel like a sensory assault.

Why it sticks the landing

Underneath the relentless F-bombs and the drug smuggling, the movie is actually a very traditional story about belonging. These are four people who have been discarded by society—a dealer, a stripper, a runaway, and a lonely kid—who find a weird sort of safety in their fake identity.

It’s a classic "found family" trope wrapped in a very dirty package. It works because the movie eventually stops making fun of the characters and starts letting them be a team. You aren’t watching it for the plot, which is predictable from the first ten minutes. You’re watching it to see how these four broken people managed to become a unit while driving a giant laboratory on wheels.

If you have older teens (17+) who are starting to move away from "kid" media and want to watch something that feels adult without being a depressing drama, this is a top-tier choice for a Friday night on fuboTV. Just be prepared to look at your phone during the striptease scene if things get too awkward in the living room.

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