Name: Screenwise
Author: Screenwise

Where to Play

PlayStation

PC/Steam

Xbox

Screenwise Verdict

Elite Dangerous is the real deal for space nerds—a legitimate flight simulator in a mind-bogglingly huge galaxy. It teaches actual astronomy and demands strategic thinking, but let's be honest: it's also a 2014 game with a learning curve steeper than a black hole's gravity well.

The Teen rating is spot-on. Ship combat is clean (no blood, just exploding vessels), but the game's economic backdrop includes drug running and slavery as trade commodities—it's world-building, not glorification, but worth discussing. The best part? Solo mode exists, so your teen can explore without griefers ruining the experience.

The catch: this is a grind. After the initial wonder of landing on your first planet or jumping through a star system wears off, you're looking at repetitive trade routes and scanning loops. It's not for everyone. But for the kid who watches Kurzgesagt videos and asks about exoplanets at dinner? This is their game. Just prepare to help them through the first five hours of "how do I dock without exploding."

Age Fit

Best for patient teens 13+ who are genuinely into space, simulation, and systems-thinking. Younger kids will bounce off the complexity; older teens and adults who love space sims will sink hundreds of hours into this. Not for casual gamers or kids wanting instant action.

WISE Breakdown

Wholesome

72

Space exploration sim with ship-to-ship combat that stays abstract—no gore, no human casualties shown. The Teen rating comes mostly from drug-trade mechanics (you can haul narcotics as cargo, never consumed on-screen) and slavery references in the game's political backdrop. Combat is clean—ships explode, no blood. The tone is serious sci-fi, not gratuitous. Players can choose peaceful trading/exploration routes or combat, giving agency over experience.

Imaginative

88

A 1:1 scale Milky Way galaxy with 400 billion star systems is genuinely mind-blowing. The sandbox design lets players become traders, bounty hunters, explorers, miners, or pirates—total freedom to carve your own narrative. The VR support and cockpit-based gameplay create immersive spaceflight fantasy. However, it's more simulation than creative building—you're exploring a pre-made universe rather than constructing your own, which slightly limits the creative expression ceiling.

Safe

78

ESRB rated T for Teen with Drug Reference and Fantasy Violence—accurate and appropriate. No loot boxes, no in-game purchases (per data), users can interact but online chat is marked false. The main safety consideration is the learning curve creating potential frustration, and the open-ended MMO nature means encountering other players who might grief. Solo mode exists as a safety valve. The drug-trade and slavery themes are contextual world-building, not glorified. Minimal manipulation mechanics for a 2014 game.

Enriching

76

Teaches real astronomy (actual star systems, astrophysics concepts), resource management, economic strategy, and spatial navigation. The complexity demands problem-solving and patience. However, the steep learning curve and repetitive grind loops (jump-scan-jump, trade runs) can feel more tedious than enriching after the initial wonder wears off. It's intellectually demanding but not narratively rich—minimal story or character development to build empathy. Best for kids interested in space, simulation, and systems-thinking.

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Why It Might Be Great

Actual astronomy: 1:1 scale galaxy with real star systems teaches astrophysics and navigation while you explore
Total sandbox freedom—be a peaceful trader, deep-space explorer, bounty hunter, or space pirate based on your choices
VR support makes this one of the most immersive spaceflight experiences available, especially for space-obsessed kids
Solo mode lets you avoid online griefers entirely while still experiencing the full game
Demands patience, strategic thinking, and resource management—genuinely challenging simulation

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What to Watch For

Brutal learning curve—this is a hardcore sim, not an arcade shooter. Expect your teen to die a lot while figuring out docking procedures
Drug smuggling and slavery are in-game economic activities (abstract, not depicted graphically) that might need context
Grind-heavy gameplay can become repetitive—jump, scan, jump, trade runs get tedious after the initial awe
Online mode means encountering other players who might attack/grief, though solo mode solves this

Conversation Starters

"What kind of pilot are you becoming—trader, explorer, or fighter? Why'd you pick that path?"
"Have you visited any real star systems we can see from Earth? Want to look them up together?"
"The game lets you trade illegal goods—what do you think about that choice in a game vs. real life?"
"What's the coolest planet or space station you've discovered so far?"

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