Look, I'm not going to sugarcoat this: Beastly is not good. With a 20% critic score and 2.2/5 on Letterboxd, this is a movie that even fans of teen romance struggle to defend.
The concept—Beauty and the Beast set in modern New York—had potential, but the execution is wooden, the dialogue is cringe-inducing, and the whole thing feels like it was designed by a committee trying to capitalize on Twilight's success without understanding what made that franchise work (and even Twilight had its issues).
The 'beast' transformation is particularly weak—some tattoos and scars that honestly look kind of cool rather than monstrous, which undercuts the entire premise. And making physical difference a punishment feels icky in 2025 when we're trying to teach kids that all bodies are valid.
That said, if you have a 13-year-old who's curious about fairy tale retellings and insists on watching it, it won't traumatize them. The message about inner beauty is decent, even if delivered with all the grace of a falling piano. Just don't expect anyone to actually enjoy it—this is more of a 'well, we watched it, now we never have to again' experience.
There are so many better options out there. Watch the animated Beauty and the Beast. Watch the 2017 live-action version. Watch literally any other romantic drama. Your time is valuable, and Beastly doesn't respect that.




