Look, Varsity Blues was a cultural moment in 1999—every high schooler saw it, quoted it, and probably owned the whipped cream bikini poster. But here's the thing: it has aged like milk left in a Texas summer.

The core story about sports pressure and corrupt coaching could be compelling, but it's buried under layers of gratuitous sexism, homophobic slurs, and the kind of casual misogyny that makes you wince in 2025. The female characters are literally just objects—there's no other way to describe it. And while the movie tries to critique toxic football culture, it simultaneously revels in it.

If you have an older teen (17+) who's studying sports culture or media representation, it could work as a "what not to do" case study. But as entertainment? It's a dated relic that most modern teens would find either boring or offensive. The 46% critic score on Rotten Tomatoes tells you what you need to know—this wasn't even that good when it came out.

There are better ways to explore teen sports drama (Friday Night Lights the show, for example) that don't require you to explain why everyone's being so gross to women.