Here's the truth: this 1940 Pride & Prejudice has impeccable credentials—100% on Rotten Tomatoes, 84 Metacritic, utterly wholesome content. It's also borderline unwatchable for modern audiences.

The production is stage-bound and stiff, the pacing drags, and even Laurence Olivier can't inject much life into the theatrical blocking. Austen's wit survives, but barely. The story itself is timeless and enriching—themes of overcoming prejudice, valuing character over wealth, and a heroine who thinks for herself remain powerful. But this particular telling feels like watching paint dry in period costume.

If you're a film historian or completist, sure, check it off your list. For everyone else? The 1995 BBC miniseries with Colin Firth or the 2005 Keira Knightley film deliver the same story with actual watchability. Those versions will actually hold your kid's attention and might even spark genuine interest in Austen.

This one belongs in the "important but obsolete" category—like trying to teach kids about cars by showing them a Model T.