Look, this is what it is: disposable holiday content featuring yellow pill-shaped creatures speaking nonsense. The 2.8 Letterboxd rating tells you everything—even people who willingly watch Minions content found this meh.

It's perfectly safe, mildly amusing for little kids, and will give you 22 minutes to wrap presents or make dinner. But let's be real: this isn't going to become a cherished holiday tradition. It's the entertainment equivalent of gas station candy—fine in a pinch, but you're not going to remember it fondly.

If your 5-year-old is obsessed with Minions and you need something seasonal, sure, throw it on. But if you're looking for actual quality holiday viewing that might become a family tradition, keep scrolling.